Preface

This is a book. It is not an ordinary book. It is a bookazine. You received this book free of charge and you are probably wondering why. I feel that the ideas contained herein are not originally mine – in fact, you could say I straight up stole the idea from Johnson (albeit, he is cool with it). As the author of SpyBot Search and Destroy, one of the finest anti-spy ware programs – and free to boot, put it, software is really just 1's and 0's in a certain order. Perhaps if he were to sell it as art, he would feel justified in charging for it. This book is 13 times more complex than a computer program, so I feel justified in selling advertising space in the book to eliminate the costs for you.
So, if the ideas written within the mysterious tomes of these pages are not original – why am I writing a book about it? Honestly, the primary reason is that I wanted to write a book. In addition, I think that this book can help people remember what they already know. I knew it all long before Johnson taught it to me, but June of 2004 my whole life turned around. For years, I had been a cross-country ski racer, mountain bike racer and a fencer. I was active, in shape and loved life. Then I went to college. For the first time I had to generate my own schedule and insure that I got everything I needed to done. I came up with excuses for my self about not knowing the area so I could not very well ski or go biking. The fact of the matter is, the Freshman 15, became for me, the Freshman 40. Yeah, gross, I know. Well, after a year of college I enlisted in the Siberian Battalion. While in Basic Training, I met Johnson (from whom this plan received its name). Johnson saw potential in me and encouraged me to follow the Johnson Plan. I did – and in about two months, I lost more than twenty pounds and my Russian abilities skyrocketed. I gained self-confidence and the respect of my comrades. Indirectly I dumped my girlfriend about a year later – have not figured out how related they are yet...
I hope that by sharing this, more people will achieve their dreams and goals. By the way, if you find page 73, please let me know. It has been missing for a while.